Fun50couple Escort Girls on LondonEscortGuides
Available today! Hi, we are fun50couple, one of the UK's best known mature and completely Independent Professional Escort Couples. We split our time between North East England and London. Incalls & Outcalls. Hot, sexy and open-minded, we love kinky MMF/MFM threesome fun with interesting mature white men aged 40+ (GenX, Gen J & Baby Boomers). Are you a bi-curious/bi guy looking to spend time with a sexually liberated couple who know what they are doing? Are you straight and looking for a vanilla MFM experience? Maybe you're married and secretly yearning to explore same sex desire but don't want to meet a gay male escort because that would be a step too far. You're not the first, and really, It's OK! Many men feel most comfortable exploring their sexuality in the presence of, and with active participation from, a kinky female! Whether you be a nervous newbie or more experienced, then we are up for meeting. Discover new highs and new limits - most of all, enjoy!
A bit about us:
She is a Scot, fun, easy going, straight and dark blonde, occasionally brunette, Bendy & curvy, a Size 16/32G. She adores prolonged & skilful stimulation to the point of multiple squirting orgasms - would you like her to sit on your face while she gushes all over you? She's also mildly dominant, and has been mentored by two of London's top dominatrices. She also works solo incalls under the name of fun50minx specialising in Tie & Tease, domination, and electroplay.
He is English, privately educated , but 'earthy', hairy and tanned with a good body. His interests include Politics, business, current affairs, writing and aviation. He lives an ostensibly 'straight' life but is happy to play either way being fully bisexual since schooldays, versatile, & a heavy cummer. Rest assured, he can be 100% straight throughout a meet if that is what is expected, OK? Please note we don't meet couples or single females unless of course you're a convincing crossdresser lol (we love those kind of meetings btw. We have a large selection of lingerie, PVC, quality wigs etc & Minx is an expert at feminising if that's 'your thing'. We meet with many CD's)
In a high profile job? Public Servant? Politician? Celebrity? OR, Mr Ordinary Married Man? Don't worry, we are a 100% Professional, Discreet and Friendly British escort couple. Your kinky secret is safe with us, and will remain that way no matter what.
Some so called 'escort couples' are no more than two independent escorts who get together for financial gain; and it shows! Not us. We are a genuine couple engaged to be married and been together over 11 years. Both of us are young for our age, outgoing, intuitive and naturally sexy. We enjoy what we do. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There is no need to be shy. We know what buttons to press to give you an amazing experience and one you'll want to repeat, over and over again.
The proof is in the Reviews, check them out - we have way more feedback than most, and it's all positive. In 2016, we were featured on the cover of celebrity magazine Closer; we are one of the UK's best known Escort Couples, we write a popular blog called News Views 'n' Screws, and we're in sextoy retail too AKA Fun-Five-0.
Don't waste time talking to part time amateurs who try to juggle day-jobs with escorting! You could end up being disappointed or let down. We are 100% reliable, drug and disease free, and regularly tested for your complete safety. Our core clientele are quality people, the kind of folk looking for a sensual erotic experience with an upscale, intelligent & sexy, fun couple, who know what they're doing. We're just as happy engaging in intelligent conversation over dinner as we are participating in 'extracurricular' activities behind closed doors.
The more you can tell us about what turns you on and what you are looking for, the better we can deliver on your expectations. Communication really is the key to a great time. Share with us your fantasies, Don't hold back; We shall help you make it happen - we love the thrill of meeting new people, and having a good time with them. We prefer to meet mature guys only, aged over 40, no upper limit really, don't be shy, Get in touch, Luv, fun50couple xx
The small print: Asian &/or Black British guys: you'll need escort feedback before we'll meet you. We don't normally meet under 40's. If you're disabled then you must make that fact known to us when requesting a booking or risk being turned away. A deposit is required for Bespoke London bookings, unless you are known to us. Why? Because if you're a 'no-show' then we're seriously out of pocket. You can pay your deposit by Faster Payment transfer, anonymously via cash over a bank counter or into a machine, or by credit card. We also accept bitcoin. Deposits are non refundable except in the unusual event that we have to cancel through genuinely unforeseen circumstances. We don't need a deposit for North East incall bookings.
Q:What are your hobbies and passions, things you love to do and discuss? Music genres, movies, reading preferences etc.? What other talents do you have?
We're both sun worshippers and beach lovers. We like watching drag racing, We like boating & water skiing, dogs but don't have one :(. We like all kinds of music but can 'take it or leave it. Neither of us know the words to a single pop song from start to finish heehee. Movies, we like gritty stuff, not comedy or romance.
Q:When you visit a client, what kind of environment do you expect a client to provide?
We have ZERO expectations! Life as an escort teaches one to EXPECT the UNEXPECTED.
Q:Do you have any particular requirements regarding hygiene? What are the guidelines that your client should follow?
You'll need to be clean! If coming from work or you've been driving them you can shower at our's, BEFORE and AFTER. Expect the same from us!
Q:What payment options are available? How would you prefer the client to pay?
Cash, Faster Payment Transfer, Crypto.
Q:How would you prefer the money to be given?
We NEVER talk about MONEY.
Q:Do you travel? If so, what does that involve on the client's part?
We'll travel anywhere UK. Up to 40 miles or an hours travel is included in the standard outcall rate. For places further afield, please call for a rate.
Q:Do you allow kisses?
Yes we do
Q:How do you handle a situation where a client may want to get "wild and crazy"?
We carefully vet PNC's first. It's amazing when you're experienced, what you can detect from the smallest details in a text, email or telephone conversation. tbh, we're not into wild and crazy types AKA idiots.
Q:Do you allow the clients to take photos or video? If yes, on what terms?
Q:How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
Quite easily. We are VERY approachable, down to earth with a ton of life experience, icluding some traumatic events, so we're well able to converse with all types from Street level to Captains of Industry & all kinds in between.Don't over think it! A threesome with an escort couple is nothing more than 3 sexy people getting together for a little harmless NS fun, OK? worried about confidentiality?...don't be...we are 100% discreet, your kinky secret will be safe with us, and remain that way no matter what.
Q:Have you ever had experiences with disabled clients? How do you meet their special needs?
We don't see disabled clients, sorry.
Q:What is your attitude towards tobacco, alcohol and drugs? Do you drink or smoke yourself? Do you allow the client to do it during your meeting?
We tolerate smokers so long as they've got mouthwash (we're BOTH ex smokers). We don't condone drug use, however, it's part of modern Britain, what people do themselves is a matter for them, not us. We are NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in drug use ourselves. Poppers? They're called Room Odorisers these days my friend, Ask.
Q:What are your turn-offs?
Texts like 'are yous avialble', 'you working', 'how much for a bj' or calls asking 'can I come NOW?'Men who obviously haven't read beyond the first line of the profile. Men who email us telling us they want to meet today, then don't check their computer for a reply until 12 hours later. Pushy, forward-some men with no manners. Men with no intelligence or common sense. Disrespectful types...we are not objects, we are human beings delivering a friendly professional service to a niche clientele.
Q:How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
You MUST READ the profile and our website first! No time? Then make time! We simply don't have time, besides it's actually illegal, to discuss services and rates over the phone...everything YOU NEED TO KNOW is in the public domain. We've been doing this for years and take a great deal of trouble to make our profiles and website as comprehensive as possible. Invariably, the guys who meet us have all done their homework and read up on us, before picking up then phone. What do we NEED FROM YOU? Age, Sexuality, rough expectations, a near date, location, and THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY TURN UP ON tHE DAY. Do you get off talking to Escorts but have no intention of booking? That's fine too....please go to the PhoneSex page on our website.
Q:Will you meet on a regular basis
Q:Are your rates negotiable?
No, not at all. You want cheap go find cheap. As with all businesses, you get what you pay for. We are top of our game, BOTH OF US ARE ESCORTS with years of experience and the feedback to prove it. We are the ones for you if you are looking for intelligent company, combined with a hot and sexy sensual experience, with high limits. We are NOT the usual slutty inked human fucktoy types,incapable of communicating using any more than 140 characters, and so prevalent in our industry, OK?
Q:Can I see you at 2 am?
No, and please don't waste your credits texting us at that hour either. We answer calls between 7AMish and 9PM Monday - Friday & most weekends. HE or SHE may answer, so Don't hang up; we are a COUPLE after all!
Q:What excites you about where you live?
Nothing much, that's why we spend half of our time in LONDON. The North East is a backwater as are most places North of Milton Keynes...regions that have suffered from decades of industrial decline and neglect by successive Governments hell bent on lining the pockets of the few at the ever increasing expense of the many. A bit political? You bet we are.
Q:How long have you been escorting ?
6 years this time round.
Q:How did you become an Escort ?
Two sexy people, add a little swinging, add a ton of timewasters, so we made a decision to become Escorts several years ago. We worked part time for a while, before turning FULL TIME.
Q:Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ?
YES, we started in sextoy retail in 2002. We have our own adult webstore catering mostly to sexually liberated men and couples with a bi twist. Its called FUN-FIVE-0
Q:What's the best thing about being an escort ?
The freedom and 'touching' other people's lives.
Q:What's the worst thing about being an escort ?
Q:What's the funniest thing that's happened to you while escorting ?
Two very similar looking guys in a hotel bar and we didn't know which was the punter...it was a role-play situation.
Q:What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ?
Just do it and take NO NOTICE AT ALL of the naysayers, friends or family. Always under-promise and over-deliver, ALWAYS be safe and IN CONTROL.
Q:What's the thing that clients do that annoys you the most ?
No Shows. We don't give second chances, you don't show, you're starred and barred. Malicious timewasters and texts we forward to NUM database.
Q:What's the nicest thing a client has ever done for you ?
Come back for more.
Q:Do you enjoy being an escort ?
Yes we love our work
Q:What do look for in a prospective client ?
Over 40 age group. Respect, Reliability & Good Communication is the key to a good time..NO CONNECTION usually means NO ERECTION.
Q:If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ?
Steakhouse or Italian
Q:Do you accept gifts from clients? What sort of gifts do you like ?
Yes please.Prosecco, champagne, dry white wine, Budweiser, Light Blue perfume by D&G
Q:What do you find irratating in a new client ?
Endless questions and/or text pingpong to things already clearly explained on our profile and website.
Q:Can I book a massage and dinner date together
We DON'T DO massage
Q:What is the most sensitive part of your body?
It's not about us, it's ABOUT YOU
Q:What sort of men turn you on?
Hairy, athletic guys with a BRAIN who look try to look after themselves....not managed it? Then don't worry, shit happens, so long as you're CLEAN you'll be OK. Cock size? We couldn't care, but seriously, 6+inches uncut and arrow straight hits the spot for us. (btw average size hard in the UK is around 5.3 inches)
Q:How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts??
We're amongst the top service providers in the UK in our niche. The prrof is in our feedback. In 2016 we were featured on the cover and inside CLOSER, a weekly UK celebrity magazine. We also write a popular #sexblog called NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS with an ever increasing list of subscribers.
Q:What's the best time to book you?
From 7AM to 9PM the phone is answered. No witheld numbers or silly texts though; they won't be answered.
Q:What is your favourite place?
Q:Do you offer Bareback?
Q:Do you have girlfriends you play with ?
Q:Do you like being an escort? What do you enjoy most in it? What is important and have value for you in it?
Yes we do. The thing we BOTH enjoy most is pleasing others and putting a smile on your face. These are difficult times for most...lose yourself in another world, with us for an hour or two, you will NOT be disappointed.
Q:What don't you like about being an escort?
The time-wasters, Dreamers, and NO-SHOWS.
How much notice do you require?
An hour minimum for incalls, Evening outcalls:make contact b4 7PM on the same day, latest meet start time 11PM
Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc?
Yes we do
What makes you different on the other girls on the web?
We are full time PROFESSIONAL escorts dedicated to delivering 100% satisfaction. We need repeat business to survive, it's within our interests to deliver am AMAZING sexperience so you'll want to repeat it over and over again.
Is it really you in the photographs?
Of course! Check feedback for verification comments.
What time are you available till?
Latest incall 2000, latest outcall start time 2300.
would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list?
Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see?
Yes, No under 40's repeat NO under 40's, White men only, No disabled sorry.
Do you offer outcalls?
Would you ever consider unprotected sex?
No unprotected penetrative sex considered.
Do you lower prices?
No we don't, EVER.
Will you visit me at home?
Yes (at discretion)
What is your preferred method of contact?
Email or phone. Call us by all means for the purpose of finalising your booking, but please don't ask us about rates or services....that information is ALL on our profile, besides it is illegal to talk about those things over a phone line.
Where are you based?
We split our time between North East England where we have a home, and London, where we work mostly from hotels convenient to main transport arteries.
I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me?
Of course! We are one of the UK's most popular full time escort couples, Discreet, Friendly & Professional, but most of all FUN
What services do you offer?
As listed on here and/or our website, please READ before contacting us!
Are you shaved?
She's au natural (fair), He's trimmed/shaven
Can I shower at your place?
Are you real
We're an engaged couple of 11+ years, check out our feedback to see how real we are.
Are you bisexual?
She is 99% straight, He is fully bisexual & versatile, but will play 100% straight if required
Do you enjoy party bookings?
We hold occasional parties for Bisexual/bi-curious men and couples. Register your interest. We'd particularly like to hear from mature Bi female escorts who'd be paid to attend
Where are you working this week
North East England, but can travel to LONDON for a bespoke booking.
How come you're so sexy?
It just comes naturally
Will you send me photos of Your face?
Do you do Anal?
Him yes, her occasionally with known clients
What services do you NOT provide ?
If it's not listed on our profile or fun50couple website then we don't offer it, got it?
What should I do if I'm running late ?
Don't be late, OK?
Can I call you at short notice ?
Call anytime between around 7AM and 9PM to book. We won't discuss rates or services, because that is illegal; ALL you need to know is on our profile and comprehensive website, please read before calling. We need a minimum of an hour and a half's notice.
Can I request that you wear something specific ?
Is there secure parking nearby ?
Do you provide a GFE ?
fun50minx offers GFE, but won't work SOLO in London except with known clients
Do you travel internationally ?
No, except if it's a paid bespoke booking
How far will you travel for outcalls ?
Anywhere UK mainland
What languages do you speak ?
Which currencies can I pay you in ?
Do you provide refreshments ?
Will you answer withheld numbers ?
100% guaranteed. If visiting you in your hotel, don't worry:we adopt the appearance of an upmarket middle aged business couple, she looks classy and in no way tarty, he's in semi business attire with briefcase, so we merge in well.
Are your photos recent and genuine ?
YES mostly 2016 & 2017/18
Do you book appointments with women or couples ?
Not as a couple. He will meet MF couples where the male is bi or bi-curious for MMF
What type of restaurants do you like ?
Do I pay you before or afterwards ?
We never discuss money, read the profile
Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ?
We provide everything you'll need for comfort, safety and convenience.
What do you define as an over night booking ?
7PM - 9AM
Is there an age range for people you see ?
Yes, we only see aged 40+ up to 80's
Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ?
Do you provide a travel companion service ?
Is a deposit required ?
For outcalls to new clients YES. you can pay by Faster Payment transfer or anonymously by cash over a bank counter.
Do you see disabled clients?
What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you
Email, but make sure you've read profile and website first because it answers all FAQ's.
What type of male do you meet?
Over 40, Professional/Married/Executive/business types straight or bi, CD's and subs welcome
Can I film/take photos of you?
Do you offer overnights?
Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl?
NEVER, we are 100% independent and will stay that way.
Will you do prostate massage
Yes, but douche first. Don't know what a douche is? Then don't ask for anal! (We do sell them though)
Will you do OWO
At discretion, but yes, usually.
What do you look for in a prospective client ?
Respect, No nonsense communication during booking process, no text tennis/email ping-pong, that they read the profile, Clean, intelligent, outgoing, self motivated sex positive executive/business types, bi-curious/bi/married men especially welcome.
Working TODAY (Thursday 23rd May), Friday & Saturday from Wembley Park, LONDON HA9 Over 40's only.
Sunday Evening 27th May we're in WELLINGBOROUGH Northants. Call Minx on 07981-726237 for a meeting.
Back working in the NorthEast (County Durham) from Tuesday NEXT WEEK (28th May)
We've had some very intense & kinky meets in local luxury hotels lately with clients up in the North East on business. Do YOU visit our area from time to time or travel through on the A1M or the A66? We know the best & most discreet hotels and we know what buttons to press to give you the time of your life, so get in touch, just do it!
Bespoke bookings nationwide, Call for a quote. Same day if you call early enough or next day.
**** TRAVEL COMPANIONS ****
Looking for a kinky holiday in the sun? So are we. If you're lonely, horny & unfulfilled give us a call. Middle aged & older bi-curious and bi men welcome. Let's get hot together in the sun. Short breaks or longer, around a weeks notice required, No need to be in each other's pockets all the time, but we guarantee extended periods of fun every day, whatever you like. Top destinations: Canaries or Eastern United States. Call us; we can make all the arrangements to make it happen if you don't have the time to do so!
*** NEARLY FINISHED! *** >>> We're currently building a super new playroom; it's very upscale & equipped with bondage bed, suspension sling, pendulum, whipping bench, low bench, f-machine, sissy dressing & make-up area, luxury bathroom & more. Opening around first week in JUNE.
We're in the capital NOW (22nd-27th May Wembley Park)and again June 23rd-27th (Hatton Cross/Heathrow)
North-east bookings: an hour's notice minimum. North-east evening outcalls make yourself known to us in the day if possible for a meet the same evening and in any case before 7PM, Last meeting start time for an outcall is 11PM. Outcall rates include up to 80 mile round trip and/or one hour each way. Extra miles charged at 50p per mile.
London bookings: For availability check 'Latest News' on our profile; a minimum of an hour and a quarter's notice required.
Bespoke London bookings, call us the day before for a next day booking, secure with a deposit and we'll be there. We can arrange all details including 4/5 star hotel in mutually convenient location.
Anywhere else UK, call us for same day, next day, or a fixed date in the future and we'll endeavour to fix it for you. Remember, we are full time escorts, so we're pretty flexible and usually available subject to bookings.
International Bookings: A minimum of a week's notice required + a deposit, Call to find out more.